• Alyx Nouveau Tshirt - Girls Limited
  • Alyx Nouveau Tshirt - Girls Limited
  • Alyx Nouveau Tshirt - Girls Limited
  • Alyx Nouveau Tshirt - Girls Limited

Alyx Nouveau Tshirt - Girls Limited

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This is our tribute to the glorious Alyx, and to the mighty Valve, WHOM WE PRAAAISE IN THE NAME OF THE CPU, THE GPU, AND THE MOTHERBOARD, ammo be with you.

While most FPS sidekicks spend their time running (forehead pressed in some corner of the map), Alyx's lovely quips, assertive femininity, and accurate fire bring joy to the hearts of all, making our world-saving endeavors that much more agreeable.

This Mucha inspired design, masterfully crafted by the lovely Karen Hallion is printed on a 100% cotton, cream colored tshirt, boasting a feminine cut and classic neckline. 

Each tshirt of this design has a color coded rarity tag. 60% of the stock is Uncommon, 30% Rare, 9% Epic, and less than 1% Unique.

When emblazoned upon your torso, this magical device will grant rocket launchers the ability to help you jump higher when shot at the space between your feet.

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